Rent Dead Meat

I really don't know where to start...
I hate giving bad reviews, but I have to be truthful. 
I did not like this film.

This is an Irish Zombie movie and we get straight in to action with no hanging around. 
The pace at the beginning was good, in places the film was slowed down and sped up . It also felt like frames were cut out to give a choppy feel, this combined with some  interesting cameras  gave the film a 'cool' feel.

This unfortunately did not continue through the film, the Zombies seem to run out of steam, starting of as fast running ones and then getting lazy, dragging their feet.
The acting was as bad as the effects.  I have a lot of Irish friends and I can understand them just fine. 
There were places in this film I needed subtitles, their accents were so strong.

The cows however were funny, as was watching a Zombie in a wheel chair try to roll down a grass hill.
I don't know maybe this film just wasn't for me,  if you think I'm wrong please let me know. 

• First Zombie appears - 3 min 49 secs (Cow Zombie) or 6 min 35 secs (Zombie Zombie)
• First Bite - 4 min 49 secs (Cow Zombie) or 9 min 06 secs (Zombie Zombie)
• Zombie Bite Count - 2 by Cow Zombie,  4 by Zombies
• First Zombie Kill - 9 min 50 secs
• Zombie Kill Count - 29 Zombies and 1 Cow Zombie  
• Fast Zombies, then for no reason Slow Zombies

Best Lines  "What was that?",  "That was a cow"
Best Weapon - Vacuum Cleaner

Director/WriterConor McMahon

Starring
Marian Araujo
David Muyllaert

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