It started with a zombie bite, and then it spread. Now the whole country has been over run by zombies, maybe the whole world.
What are you going to do? You can't hold out in the basement forever. There is only one thing for it, you will have to become one of them, or at least learn to speak like one of them. 
How to Speak Zombie: A Guide for the Living will, well help you speak like a zombie. It even has an electronic sound module to help you get those tricky words right, remember, it's "RAHHHhh!" not "Rawr" or "Raaaaah." OK so it's a really silly book complete with kids story book style illustrations, but we liked it and at only $14.95 it will make a great coffee gift. Remember learning zombie is like learning any other language; it just takes time and patience, or you could just get yourself bitten.