Watch RetarDEAD
on NETFLIX in US and Canada

We hold the movie review night every Tuesday, and we always try to balance it out, one movie that looks good and one movie that looks bad. Boy did we get it wrong this time, two super bad movies, this one (RetarDEAD) and Zombie Driftwood.

If you search the web for reviews of RetarDEAD you will find most of them compare it to Monsturd, RetarDEAD being the sequel. Monsturd is not a Zombie movie so I have not seen it (implying I only watch zombie movies) so I can not compare it, and after watching RetarDEAD I probably never will watch Monsturd.

I'm guessing I don't need to tell you that RetarDEAD is a budget movie, I think you may of got that from the name. The movie starts off ok with parodies of advertisements, like you would see at a drive-in. After these end the film goes down the toiletquickly.
I know that some of the ZombiesDrule readers think we are too harsh in our film reviews so I'll try to be positive.
If you like bloody guts everywhere type gore and teenage humor you are in for a treat. The old school style special effects are pretty good for a low-budget zombie film, lots of guts pulled out through ripping flesh, you know the type. Other than that the script was terrible, as was the acting. This is another one of those films where you keep looking at your watch, the film is too long.

I'm not going to bother talking about the story.

If you liked Monsturd maybe you will like this film, if you have seen RetarDEAD tell us what you thought in the comments section below, I would love to know.

• First Zombie appears -  min  secs  
• First Bite -   min  secs
• Zombie Bite Count - + 
• First Zombie Kill -   min  secs 
  
• Zombie Kill Count -  +
  
• Slow Zombies

Best Line -

Best Weapon -

Directors/Writers
Rick Popko
Dan West

Starring
Rick Popko
Tony Adams
Michael Allen

More at IMDB