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ZombiesDrule thinks...With a title like "Big Tits Zombie" you'd think you'd have an idea of what to expect. Well despite all the zombies having fairly average endowed chests, the film certainly meets expectations. A group of strippers working at a rundown empty strip club stumble across a hidden passage in their change room. Inside they find a book of evil that the goth stripper immediately starts reading passages out of it that are supposed to raise the dead. Well as you may of guessed they do more than suppose, the dead show up big time. At least the strip club isn't empty anymore. In order to stop the dead from walking the strippers must get the book back from the goth stripper. But they'll have to get through her undead army first. "Big Tit Strippers Who Kill Lots of Zombies" would be a more accurate title for the film. But just try finding a marquee big enough to fit that title on. The film itself started off well. Lots of zombies. Ass kicking strippers. Fun silly comedy. After the first ten minutes we were thinking this film is going to be good. Then the next 40 minutes are spent zombieless and not making a lot of sense. There's the odd joke to keep you interested but it's still slow, confusing, and seemingly pointless for a really long time. Get back to the zombies. When they finally do get back to the zombies the effects are brutal. At least that provides for a few more laughs along the way. If you like the sound of seeing a woman turn into a zombie then breath fire out of her "lady bit", and a slow motion shot of blood spraying onto a naked woman's chest, all in the same film. Then go watch this movie... But I'll warn you I just gave away the two best parts of the film.
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