The ZombiesDrule review
Think of Tomb Raider meets Blair Witch Project, that's pretty much what The Crypt is. And the girls all even dressed like Lara Croft. The Crypt is about a group of petty criminals who are convinced to go grave robbing in a mysterious crypt with the promise of enough money for them all to retire. Once down there strange things wait behind every corner as the crooks begin to drop like flies. Will any of them make it out alive? This movie had a bad plot, bad script, bad acting, but was very creepy. The zombies (although not being of the biting variety) we're creepy as hell and I would probably die of shitting myself if I was to run into one of these. So despite it not being a very good film, I found myself compelled to continue watching to see what scary unknown was around the corner. If you're looking to get scared and don't care about plot and character you've found the right film. Not much to the film, so there's not much to say.
Best Line - "ahhhhhhhh....eeeee.....aahhhhhh" (there is a lot of screaming) Best Weapon - No zombie kills so let say the best weapon was the horrible acting. |
Director/Writer
Craig McMahon Staring Sarah Oh Cristen Irene Mike Ranallo Joanna Ke Delaina Stevens More at IMDB |