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My wife is not really into the whole zombie thing, she likes the big films like Zombieland and the remake of Dawn of the Dead. When it comes to the others she wonders how I sit through them, she tired a couple and it always ends in the same way...”This is crap...I’m going to bed”.

Well imagine my surprise when she said, I’ve got to watch that one, so we did, and we made it all the way through it....

Zombie Strippers, the title says it all really. You get zombies, you get strippers, and yes the zombies are the strippers, which is a little disturbing (but in a good way, right?)

The Bush run American government is up to its “ developing a virus to bring the dead back to life” thing again when a soldier gets bitten by a zombie. Whats up with these “trained” soldiers, always getting bitten? He ends up in a illegal strip club and breaks the no touching rule by biting one of the strippers, Kat (Jenna Jameson).
She dies, and then comes back, but instead of the first thing on her mind being eating fresh meat its to dance...and the men love it...blood and boobs I guess? She then takes one of the men around back for a private dance, we never see him again-ish.
The owner of the strip club, Ian (Robert Englund),loves money more then anything and allows her to continue stripping, the word spread and she becomes the most popular stripper in the club. The other dancers get jealous of her fame and decided to become zombies, the things get out of hand. Soon we have more Zombies in the club than humans and it turns in caoshus.

It turn out to be pretty funny, the writing was ok, the acting was ok to. The Mexican janitor got the most laughs followed by Robert Englund was surprisingly good and Jenna Jameson did her thing, well not her whole thing, just the taking the clothes of bit.

I would say give it a watch, its not as bad as you think it will be, but be warned, there was one part of the film that I have not mentioned, which I really thought was unnecessary and unfunny.

• First Zombie appears - 1 mins  51
• First Bite -  1 min  59secs
• Zombie Bite Count -  15
  
• First Zombie Kill - 5 min 49 secs
• Zombie Kill Count - 51+  
• Slow Zombies

Best Line - "Then we hit them with the big E"
                       "What Elvis?"

Best Weapon -  Billiard Ball

Director/Writer
Jay Lee

Staring
Jenna Jameson
Robert Englund
Roxy Saint
Penny Drake
Whitney Anderson

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