Nobody knows exactly how it happened. Some think it was the tail of a comet that passed to close too the earth, while others believed that it was simply time for man to atone for thousands of years of sinning. Whatever the reason, the dead had risen.

This film was like "The Matrix" meets zombies. But somewhere in the middle someone removed everything that was cool about those concepts.

Set in the future after years of zombies and humans being at war with one another, the film centers around a farm that the zombies have developed to raise and eat humans like cattle. In this futuristic world you're either a primitive farm human waiting for the slaughter or you're a soldier fighting to survive. One day a couple of soldiers free a group of farm humans who are being transported by some zombies for no explicable reason and one of the soldiers falls instantly in love with one of the cattle women. So you can throw in a bit of Romeo and Juliet in there too.

The experience of watching Zombie Wars was close to the experience of having teeth pulled. Painful. There were so many things wrong with the film I will try and just point out the good parts.... Umm.... there were zombies... and the film ended with a zombie popping up and going "Urgh!!!". So that was pretty cool. Then they had a sweet credit song. So basically if you watch this film fast forward to the credits, you'll thank me.

• First Zombie appears -2 mins 01 secs  
• First Bite -  13 min 28  secs
• Zombie Bite Count - 3
• First Zombie Kill -2 mins 03 secs 
  
• Zombie Kill Count - 0
• Slow Zombies
  

Best Weapon: The millions of screen wipes that killed this film

Best Line: None. They were all terrible.

Director/Writer
David A. Prior

Staring
Adam Stuart
Alissa Koenig
Jim Hazelton

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