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This has to be one of the strangest films I have seen in a long time, and not strange in a good way...
Zombie Dave and I had no idea what we were going to see on the screen in front of us. We like to avoid knowing too much about the Zombie movies before we watch them so we don't get tainted by other people opinions.
The first thing we noticed is Zombie David had a hard time understanding the actors, he quickly deduced that they were English. I'm from England so by default I got to review it, mainly because some of the references and jokes get lost in translation. Not with this film though...

The film has us following a traveling circus of freaks, Pervo the Clown (Pervert Knife Thrower), Johnny Dee Hellfire (Compere), a Dwarf, Strongman and Burlesque Dancer. They end up trapped on a mad scientists estate with lots of half naked zombie women and the weird family who created them.
The acting is mostly bad, the script is poor and the effects are terrible.

There that's about it, there is your film, now you don't need to watch it, trust me...

OK, OK you want to know more...

The film was written and directed by Warren Speed who also played Pervo the Clown, to his credit he made the film with his life savings for around £70,000. For that reason alone he get 1 Zombie Brain on our ratings.   
The best thing about this film was the actor Seymour Leon Mace, you may know him from the British TV Series Ideal in which he plays Steve/Craig. Remember I had to watch this film to review it, if I had the choice to turn it off, he would of been the reason to stick it out and watch more.
Other than that I really don't know what else to say without tearing the film to shreds.
If you want to watch a good British Zombie movie watch Shaun of the Dead or Doghouse.

• First Zombie appears - 7 mins  30 secs
  
• First Bite -  30 min  17 secs
• Zombie Bite Count - 7 +
  
• First Zombie Kill - 7 min 39 secs
• Zombie Kill Count - 25+  
• Fast Zombies

Best Line - "What you doing? You f*cking monkey toucher"

Best Weapon - Frying pan

Director
Steve O'Brien
Warren Speed

Writers
Seymour Leon Mace
Steve O'Brien
Warren Speed

Staring
Warren Speed
Victoria Hopkins
Seymour Leon Mace
Peter Bonner

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